Every time you click this button our intern Doug gets a small electric shock...

Keep Touching Me Until Doug Says Stop

Management

Telling people what to do.

Security

Locks n stuff.

Computers

The thing you're looking at right now.

Financial Portfolios

Give us your money.

Black Leather Gloves

Like the ones OJ used.

Research & Development

Putting in the man hours to study the science of what you need.

GALLERY
The right pictures sure can make us look busy.
PEOPLE

These people exist. If you see one on the street, please say hi, they're legally required to tell you a couple things.



Michael Harper

Supervising Manager

One of the best. He decides where to put things in the office and what we have for lunch... Food Show!!

Daenerys Targaryen

Mother of Dragons

 Daenerys is very well traveled and speaks many languages. She is extremely persuasive which has helped her acquire lots of followers.

Doug

The Intern

We had a small electrode implanted in Doug's neck to make sure the website is working properly. He does the jobs no one else wants to do.

Mallory Knox

Natural Born Seller

Mallory has that killer instinct and is willing to go the extra mile to close the deal. She always makes sure there's somebody left to tell the story.

STUFF

There is nothing we can't do... or is it?

Other Stuff

This is the part where I talk about how we're going to change to world and/or make it a better place, blah blah blah... So instead of the usual look at what I can do poop, we are offering up a $10,000,000,000 bounty for the first adult person(21+) to eat their own weight in pine cones. Certain restrictions apply, check with your local pharmacy for more details.

NOTFAKEdotBIZ™

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  • Seattle, Wa
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